Monday, April 03, 2006

glaucoma [glau-'kO-m&]
a disease of the eye marked by increased pressure within the eyeball that can result in damage to the optic disk and gradual loss of vision
Synonyms?...I doubt it. Hahaha!

Look what my co-worker forwarded me today. I was soooo sleepy this morning and this totally cracked me up and woke me up!


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today.

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