My office homie, Jovi, sent this to us today.

-----------------Girls--------------
--------are like apples------
------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------

Jovi's boyfriend, Eddie, works here too and here's their email exchange about this forward:

Jovi: And then there’s the boy that shakes the tree from the trunk and forces the good apples up top to fall onto the ground. I hate those boys. Lazy!
Eddie: I’d just chop the tree down and take the apples and sell them on the street!Now that’s a pimp!

~ Hahahaha! ~

Anyhow, I know this is corny, but I think it's cute! (Cile's probably gonna say, "You WOULD think this is cute!) Haha! This is for all my single pals! Girls AND guys...some people just don't know where and how far to look for us top apples! =) Dang, conceited!