LIQUOR AND THE LANDAS
May I be frank? February 1, 2006 was the best Wednesday ever! Hahaha! I haven't had drinks on a weeknight since college! That night, I wasn't even planning to drink! I drove for crying out loud! But lately I just haven't been able to resist. "Live a little, Anna!" continues to reverberate in this brain of mine ever since Mammoth.
May I be frank? February 1, 2006 was the best Wednesday ever! Hahaha! I haven't had drinks on a weeknight since college! That night, I wasn't even planning to drink! I drove for crying out loud! But lately I just haven't been able to resist. "Live a little, Anna!" continues to reverberate in this brain of mine ever since Mammoth.
Anyhow, that night wasn’t about Drunk Anna (though SOME pictures may beg to differ). That night was about one man only and that’s DRUNK JAMES! Drunk James is hilarious! If you ever meet him, take a picture. He might stand behind some bars and pretend he’s in jail. He’ll probably be screaming into a cell phone even though the bar isn’t noisy. He’ll put his arm around anyone sitting or standing next to him. After a while, he’ll probably be sitting on the sidewalk, unable to lift his head. Wait a little longer and he won’t be able to hold himself up, walk, or open his eyes. And then if you’re lucky, he’ll let you carry him up a flight of stairs, and then when you lay him down, throw up on your living room wall. So, let this be a lesson upon meeting Drunk James…STAND BACK cuz his projection is flawless! (Ask Bev and Pat & Gwen's wall. HAHAHA!)
Like I said, IT WAS THE BEST WEDNESDAY EVER!
Too bad he doesn't remember anything.
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